Bro, make it make sense 😭
So apparently bro is a “white hat hacker”, has watched anime for 10 years, only kept records for 3 years, somehow calculated 2,397 anime from different accounts, AND is in college studying Ayurveda, surgery and tantric rituals.

But somehow I'm the self-obsessed one 😭

• First he says 957 anime and asks for 43 more to hit 1000.

• Then somehow his total becomes 2,397 when combining old accounts and websites. Bro found 1,400 anime hiding in the archives 💀

• His categories: 300 Isekai + 489 Shounen + 29 Game-based + 78 Mythological = 896. Bro, where did the other 1,501 come from? 😭 And those categories overlap anyway.

• He gave me an address that wasn't mine, and even after I told him, he kept insisting it was. Bro really said “trust me, I'm the hacker” while having the wrong answer 💀

• Then he calls himself a white hat hacker. Connecting someone's accounts or finding information that's already linked to them isn't automatically hacking.

• And after all that, he makes a whole post about me being “self-obsessed” because I asked “is this about me?” 😭

Bro, I wasn't competing with you. You turned a simple anime post into a whole side quest. 💀